9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
All I want is dick and wine.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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