quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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