He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why do cheetos always look like penises
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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