I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My balls are so social today.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
There r osticjed everywhere
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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