Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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