i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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