wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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