The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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