You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
