sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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