I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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