So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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