Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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