Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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