is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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