hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize