question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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