I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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