i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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