I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just tell him i said nine months
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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