Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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