Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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