I'm going to jail i love you
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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