Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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