kristin has been a bad kristin
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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