BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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