when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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