how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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