I want to stick my p in your. b.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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