but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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