So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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