hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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