craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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