I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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