Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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