I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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