I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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