How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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