Just fell off a train. Bad.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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