im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I had to cum in my sink.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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