im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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