i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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