so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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