Do vagina's smell?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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