You're my little dorito
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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