U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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