is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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