That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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