Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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i think my cat just said my name.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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