Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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