Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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