super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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