That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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