I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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