just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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