i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
